Well, that's what I set out to create. I bought a blind box of Peskimo's BambooZoo vinyl toy set from Kidrobot and got an Albie:
(Photo found here.)
Here's how it looked when I was done with it:
I repainted everything aside from the octopus's surly face:
If you're not familiar with Amanda Visell's work, you can see some highlights here.
*Buy toys and art by Amanda Visell.